• Beastly beast

    Herpasyphilitis.

    My d!ck is a WMD.

    • FBT

    • Bulgingsnake

      Sounds hot

      • Beastly beast

        It penetrates vagina with the power of seventeen deca-dicks.

      • Dave79

        FOAD. Father Of All Dicks.

  • I have Greyscale.

    • Bulgingsnake

      Is that fun?

  • UilickMcGee

    My brother does STD tests in a hospital.
    Last week he sampled an eyeball scraping that tested positive for Gonorrhea.
    Don’t know whether to feel sorry for the guy, or buy him a congratulatory beer…

    • Bulgingsnake

      Gonorrhra sucks, it’s curable.

  • One Mat Gang

    Gonoherpesyphilaids

    • Bulgingsnake

      That’s what I’m talking about.

  • Dave79

    Just the scabby ones you get from farm animals. I never go to the doctor.