• Steve

    Charles Darwin had a pet turtle for 50 years before his death. That turtle died in 2006.

    • UilickMcGee

      If only that turtle’s ass could talk…

      • Steve

        It wasn’t bred for it.

      • Andronymous

        It does, although there are few who can interpret turtle ass-speech. I am one of the few! It’s a smelly job, but a guy’s gotta make a buck.

    • Mr. Perfect

      If it doesn’t know how to use ninja weapons, then I’m not impressed.

  • RockMomster

    It must be true.. it’s on tgo

    • Andronymous

      I read that once. I am sure it is the first line in The Bible!

  • holybagpipes

    Turtles totally overlooked the shell design considering their rear is totally exposed.

    • Andronymous

      No, I think it was 100% on purpose, they are total bottoms.

  • I believe it.

  • Mr. Perfect

    Manny Pacquio chokes his chicklette to stay hard.