Extreme House Racing

I didn’t realize this was a sport. This is actual footage of a Walmart parking lot when they’ve got a bogo on Budweiser.

Who decided this was a great idea?

“Hey Clarence how bouts we git your house and I’ll gits my house and we race’em and ram’em into ones another… an who’s ever wins gits to marry Bobby Sue .. my sister-cousin.”

“Gee. Thatsir the best idear I done ever hurd Floyd! Lits geterdone! I jus gotta put the spare tire on mine first.”

….that’s how I image it went.

Also, notice that the crowd also drove their houses to this event? In the words of Maynard (Tool, APC, Pucifer) “A man’s hometrailer is his white castle!”

  • holybagpipes

    *banjo playing intensifies *

  • RockMomster

    I think it’s part of the mating ritual

  • holybagpipes
  • Steve
  • PQG 1991

    This is for people who loved bumper cars as children and just can’t seem to let go of that hobby hahaha

  • PQG 1991

    A pair of beautiful souls…

  • holybagpipes

    That have spotted a fine posterior.

  • PQG 1991

    They seem more scared of the camera than the camera is of them…

  • holybagpipes

    They made the photographer their plaything….

  • PQG 1991

    Poor photographer…

  • One Mat Gang

    City slickers can sip their chocolate martini and read poetry, us country folk like to smash stuff and light it on fire. There is a raceway 5 miles from me where the evening starts with a burnout pit. People bring motorcycles made to burn out, and see who can go the longest before the tire blows, then it’s lawnmower drag races. Followed by figure 8 racing stock cars, finished off with crash-o-rama with buses, motor homes, ect…its so much fun you will bang a relative in excitement.

  • One Mat Gang

    Uncle Dad? Is that you?

  • One Mat Gang

    As the old saying goes “He sure dun got a purdy mouth, ain’t he!”