Extreme House Racing

I didn’t realize this was a sport. This is actual footage of a Walmart parking lot when they’ve got a bogo on Budweiser.

Who decided this was a great idea?

“Hey Clarence how bouts we git your house and I’ll gits my house and we race’em and ram’em into ones another… an who’s ever wins gits to marry Bobby Sue .. my sister-cousin.”

“Gee. Thatsir the best idear I done ever hurd Floyd! Lits geterdone! I jus gotta put the spare tire on mine first.”

….that’s how I image it went.

Also, notice that the crowd also drove their houses to this event? In the words of Maynard (Tool, APC, Pucifer) “A man’s hometrailer is his white castle!”