PEOPLE WHO DEFEND THEIR HOMES WITH DILDO automatics are pretty sharp!

And staying sharp is 50% of the battle!

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Stay smooth TGO

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  • thereforeiam

    But they peel off like a Brazilian wax when treated with dried poon squeezins.

  • Andronymous

    Just don’t do pubic dreads. There’s no coming back from that.

  • One Mat Gang

    I thought of doing the sideburns/ mustache combo like a civil war general. But cornrows may be just the modern look my junk needs.

  • RockMomster

    You should cornrow it for the ladies

  • Mr. Perfect

    Dedication. I like that.

  • One Mat Gang

    Never! I have spent years growing this dick beard. I will not shave it.

  • Bulgingsnake

    That’s what I’m talking about

  • Mr. Perfect

    Smart. Gotta prep for Gay Sunday.

  • Bulgingsnake

    Only on Saturday

  • Bulgingsnake

    Heck of a comment!

  • Andronymous

    Just dunk your junk into a bucket of Nair. It rhymes so it’s a good idea.

  • Beastly beast

    The problem with that weapon is the mess it leaves when discharged.

  • Mr. Perfect

    Stay smooth? Does this mean we all have to shave the hair off our dongs?

  • Bulgingsnake

    Right you are Mr Gang

  • Bulgingsnake

    I don’t watch networks

  • One Mat Gang

    Well? What is the other 50%? Keestering that giant dong?

  • I thought he was on Cartoon Network

  • Bulgingsnake

    I don’t watch Nickelodeon

  • Is that Lindsey Graham with an oversized dildo?