• Is that Lindsey Graham with an oversized dildo?

    • Bulgingsnake

      I don’t watch Nickelodeon

      • I thought he was on Cartoon Network

      • Bulgingsnake

        I don’t watch networks

  • One Mat Gang

    Well? What is the other 50%? Keestering that giant dong?

    • Bulgingsnake

      Right you are Mr Gang

  • Mr. Perfect

    Stay smooth? Does this mean we all have to shave the hair off our dongs?

    • Andronymous

      Just dunk your junk into a bucket of Nair. It rhymes so it’s a good idea.

    • Bulgingsnake

      Only on Saturday

      • Mr. Perfect

        Smart. Gotta prep for Gay Sunday.

      • Bulgingsnake

        That’s what I’m talking about

    • One Mat Gang

      Never! I have spent years growing this dick beard. I will not shave it.

      • Mr. Perfect

        Dedication. I like that.

      • RockMomster

        You should cornrow it for the ladies

      • One Mat Gang

        I thought of doing the sideburns/ mustache combo like a civil war general. But cornrows may be just the modern look my junk needs.

      • Andronymous

        Just don’t do pubic dreads. There’s no coming back from that.

      • thereforeiam

        But they peel off like a Brazilian wax when treated with dried poon squeezins.

  • Beastly beast

    The problem with that weapon is the mess it leaves when discharged.

    • Bulgingsnake

      Heck of a comment!