I WAS JUST RAPED BY MY GODDAMN HOUSE!

I was just outside throwing bricks at my used grass collection when, BAM! MY GODDAMN HOUSE STARTS GIVING ME THE TOTAL RAPE!

I didn’t even know houses got horny?!?!

  • Bulgingsnake

    GODDAMN IT DANA! I wanted a huge house, not that!

    • One Mat Gang

      At least it has a big dick for a house that small. And it looks possibly to be a black dick. Hard to tell on my phone.

      • RockMomster

        It could be… it’s a crackhouse in Detroit fbt

  • PQG 1991

    Have you considered living in a bubble? You’d become Bubbleman and you’d be safe

    • Bulgingsnake

      2 words bro, BUBBLE RAPE!

      • PQG 1991

        Sorry, I don’t how I didn’t think about that possibility

  • One Mat Gang

    Looks like you are getting the Full House

  • RockMomster

    Ahhh crap. You said OUR house raped you

    … I totally google crack house.. I wanted a house that looked like it was capable of rape. Fvck

  • UilickMcGee

    Catch it’s dvck in the door.
    It stops me in my tracks every time…