I’m drunk as fvck and itching for the weekend…

My female invited me to some David Lynch-inspired music festival in the irish countryside, which promises to be nice and weird. She’s good like that.

I’m thinking the next Culture Shock needs to reflect upon Irish drinking. It’s the big pink elephant in the room, don’t say it isn’t. But it needs to be righteous, befitting of TGO. Otherwise it’ll be a disaster.

I’ve always wanted to recollect my consciousness from within the womb (if such a thing is even possible).  Imagine if thought and sentience exists past the physical form (ie, thought after death).  I think the only thing that scares me more than being d*cked by Bulgingsnake is conscious non-existence. Thinking with no living…forever…

TGO-WINNING

  • Bulgingsnake

    Is your female a believer in the TGO cause?

    • UilickMcGee

      Honestly, not as much as me.
      But I think her talents are wasted on facebook.
      I’m thinking one day she could very well contribute.

      She excels in having no fvcks to give…

      • Bulgingsnake

        Get her the fvck away from Facebook. When the time is right, you tell me and I’ll make her an author. Females aren’t very bright compared to men, so manipulate her more than you already have. GET HER DONE SOLDIER!

      • UilickMcGee

        I think this could be very beneficial.
        Look at this, she caught me pissing last week against a house! Check out those butt contours!

        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0ce757fcda9ee5036ef8b44a31ec4c0c3be04ec5af1049e930391b9a7738a410.jpg

      • Bulgingsnake

        Ireland definitely has it’s own Majesty

      • One Mat Gang

        And here I thought the Germans had the market on making bodily fluids look beautiful.

  • One Mat Gang

    That’s why I am being cremated. Then my family will do bong rips of me. Or maybe shoot up. Their choice.

    • Bulgingsnake

      I ABSOLUTELY LOVE SHOOTING UP AND DRIVING THROUGH SCHOOL ZONES!

      • One Mat Gang

        Nothing goes together better that heroin and vehicular assault

      • Bulgingsnake

        Fun for the whole family

    • UilickMcGee

      I’d love for my ashes to be mixed in with the food at my after-funeral dinner. Then when everyone is loosening their belts, let them know they’ve been dining on human remains for the last hour and a half…

  • PQG 1991
    • One Mat Gang

      I prefer this version
      https://youtu.be/afO3IQX2Qnc

      • PQG 1991

        That one is cool, ah this brings me back memories of New Year’s Eve… I ended up at a friend’s house, drunk singing this song and others

  • Mr. Perfect

    But you could follow hot chicks everywhere and even watch them undress.

  • Steve

    As we age, we explore the existential cosmos of our own minds and realize that we just pissed in our pants just a little bit.

    I like whiskey.