OJ Simpson Will Be Released on Parole

OJ Simpsons is going to be released on parole as early as this October. Simpson served 9 years of a possible 33 year sentencess after the armed robbery of two sports memorabilia collectors in a Las Vegas Hotel back in 2007.

Its really too bad that Leslie Nielsen died while he was in jail. Now we’re never going to see The Naked Gun 444 1/4.

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  • UilickMcGee

    So, the Juice really is going to be loose.
    It’ll be fine…

  • One Mat Gang

    As a Buffalo native this is great news. Hopefully he can return here. We have a surplus of blondes with waiter boyfriends that need to be taken care of.

    • UilickMcGee

      Dark. And FBT.

      I genuinely feel sorry for Ron. He didn’t just get murdered. He was forgotten as well.

      But yeah. FBT.

      • One Mat Gang

        For sure. Nice guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.

  • Bulgingsnake

    FVCK YEAH, I LOVE THAT GUY!

  • Bulgingsnake

    He’s a real lady slayer!

  • PQG 1991

    I heard he was going to star in a new tv show “How to get away with murder and get caught for armed robbery”

  • Mr. Perfect
    • UilickMcGee

      When in doubt, pretend you have aids.