SHOULD I SUE JESUS FOR ripping me off?

As we all know, Jesus had a DeLorean. And he took that DwLorean to the future to see what was hip.

Well, he saw me on the cross then totally ripped me off in the past!

I should sue, I know a good lawyer.

  • Villain

    Sue and see if you can get possession of that prostitute he hangs out with. TGO could use a few more whores.

    • Bulgingsnake


  • UilickMcGee

    Sue the Vatican, they’re loaded.

    • PQG 1991

      I agree plus they are his official successors

    • Bulgingsnake

      Great call!

  • Andronymous

    First of, you really spelled whacking wrong. Secondly, how sick do you have to be to sue someone who did you a solid? WTF man?

    • Bulgingsnake

      How is ripping me off a solid, I say?!?!!??&6’##:!;

      • Andronymous

        “whacking” you off, don’t act like it didn’t happen!

      • Bulgingsnake

        He raped me!

      • Andronymous

        Well yeah, but the reachie has to count for something!

  • One Mat Gang

    He also stole that trick where you turn wine into vomit