SHOULD I SUE JESUS FOR ripping me off?

As we all know, Jesus had a DeLorean. And he took that DwLorean to the future to see what was hip.

Well, he saw me on the cross then totally ripped me off in the past!

I should sue, I know a good lawyer.

  • Andronymous

    Well yeah, but the reachie has to count for something!

  • Bulgingsnake

    He raped me!

  • One Mat Gang

    He also stole that trick where you turn wine into vomit

  • Andronymous

    “whacking” you off, don’t act like it didn’t happen!

  • Bulgingsnake

    How is ripping me off a solid, I say?!?!!??&6’##:!;

  • Andronymous

    First of, you really spelled whacking wrong. Secondly, how sick do you have to be to sue someone who did you a solid? WTF man?

  • Bulgingsnake

    Great call!

  • PQG 1991

    I agree plus they are his official successors

  • UilickMcGee

    Sue the Vatican, they’re loaded.

  • Bulgingsnake


  • Villain

    Sue and see if you can get possession of that prostitute he hangs out with. TGO could use a few more whores.