• Bulgingsnake

    For the win!

  • One Mat Gang

    That guy has huge hands!

  • Bulgingsnake

    That’s a weird thing to know Mr Gang.

  • UilickMcGee

    Man, I lucked out in terms of proportions.
    You can be 6ft 4″ and have a d*ck like a bookie’s pencil.
    I’m like 5ft 9″ on a good day and I can hit the light switch with my prong if needs be…

  • Bulgingsnake

    I’m American, I don’t know what a goddamn bookie’s pencil is! Is it an Irish brand of pencil?

  • UilickMcGee

    A bookie’s pencil is one typically worn down to the nub, barely able to scrawl a basic mark.

  • One Mat Gang

    I can scrape both sides of a tuna can, but not touch bottom

  • Bulgingsnake

    Sounds extremely Irish! In America, our pencils become longer when used. You’ll learn all about it when you crash at my mom’s.

  • Andronymous

    I DID NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO USE MY um, I mean, SOME OTHER GUYS PHOTO!!!! SO TRIGGERED!!!!!!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f6c7db92a7a96a95f0b4effc6076cf58cbf678eba6576c64590d3764d059bc10.gif

  • UilickMcGee

    Cool. Still a bit wary if she’s okay with a stranger boarding with her. I’m a decent guy, and my female is definitely on the level. Just would like her to be sure of that before we arrive…

  • Bulgingsnake

    That guy has the right idea!

  • Bulgingsnake

    She was genuinely excided. We’re a well travelled family. She might not even be here anyway, she travels quite a bit.

  • UilickMcGee

    Any man willing to set the holiest of holies on fire truly has no fvcks to give…

  • One Mat Gang

    Your moms pencil is very long, and very used

  • UilickMcGee

    That’s very cool of her. We’ll be decent, clean people, regardless. I might even return the favour one day!

  • Bulgingsnake

    I know you have good manners. I’m not worried about it.

  • RockMomster

    Fbt. I can’t with you.. bookies are in America too lol

  • Bulgingsnake

    My stomach is upset.

  • DAFUQ? My two and a half year old has a bigger dick than that…

  • Jerry Eldini

    Girth counts as big, its all good!

  • One Mat Gang

    My RealDoll is always smiling