• Bulgingsnake

    No… And why the fvck did she decide to loose weight when she turned age old?!?!

    • Villain

      Because she decided to run for President maybe? I certainly wouldn’t elect anyone who was fat.

      • Bulgingsnake

        HELL NO!

    • Steve

      She’s drying up like a raisin.

  • Steve

    It depends on which kid.

  • What is she down to do? Butt stuff?

    • Villain

      I’d assume that she’s fairly open minded.

  • Jason

    Counter question, would you eat Roseanne if you could have sex with one of her kids afterwards?

    • One Mat Gang

      I would pick Becky…the replacement Becky. Or DJ if she was unavailable

  • One Mat Gang

    I would make a compromise. She could eat a neighbor child, and I can make love to Tom Arnold.

  • Andronymous

    I had zero desire to ever have children… until today.