Would You Let Roseanne Eat One of Your Kids If You Could Have Sex With Her Afterwards?

It sounds like a fair trade to me.

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  • Andronymous

    I had zero desire to ever have children… until today.

  • One Mat Gang

    I would pick Becky…the replacement Becky. Or DJ if she was unavailable

  • One Mat Gang

    I would make a compromise. She could eat a neighbor child, and I can make love to Tom Arnold.

  • Villain

    I’d assume that she’s fairly open minded.

  • Steve

    She’s drying up like a raisin.

  • Jason

    Counter question, would you eat Roseanne if you could have sex with one of her kids afterwards?

  • Bulgingsnake

    HELL NO!

  • What is she down to do? Butt stuff?

  • Villain

    Because she decided to run for President maybe? I certainly wouldn’t elect anyone who was fat.

  • Steve

    It depends on which kid.

  • Bulgingsnake

    No… And why the fvck did she decide to loose weight when she turned age old?!?!