Dragon Age 2 is probably the dumbest game I’ve ever played

My head hurts even thinking about it.

I really think it should have been called ‘Dragon Age Fuck Everything’ since it takes a royal dump on the previous game which is one of the finest rpgs ever to grace our screens.

The combat’s shiny but it’s a pain just to get things done the way you want. The characters are laughably forgettable. You come across the same dungeon about 50 times(deja vu’s a bitch ain’t it?). Also to add insult to injury one companion quest makes you kill a couple of bandits so that she can date a guy. Man couldn’t she use tinder or something?

Also none of the relationships you build have any meaning or purpose. Finally Varrics the most annoying Hobbit I have come across. Tolkien would be terribly disappointed.