Top 5 reasons why video games are good for you

1. Video games cure all forms of cancer especially the ones in your sphincter.

2. Vikings used to play a round of Dark Souls before raping and pillaging.

3. Completing a level with only a sliver of health gives a bigger high than crystal meth.

4. Your console of choice is an excellent bludgeoning tool.

5. Getting interrupted while gaming gives your pimp hand a good workout.