A GODDAMN SWIMMING POOL JUST RAPED ME!

I was just outside smoking some chocolate flavoured crack when, BAMN! TOTAL SWIMMING POOL RAPE!

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  • Andronymous

    Oh I think most of us here can relate….

  • Andronymous

    Oh snap! 3 Way rape train!

  • RockMomster

    God forbid something happens to me and a stranger has to look through my phone… there’s a LOT of random dildo pics on it..

  • One Mat Gang

    I’m voting for dead celebrities to be the next round of rapists. Just like Patrick Swayze in Ghost

  • holybagpipes
  • Andronymous

    Hey look on the bright side, it wasn’t Olympic sized! That should cut down on the need for stitches!

  • Andronymous

    Maybe it could be a tag team between the two famous Plutos. The midget planet (dwarf IS offensive!) and Mickeys dog!

  • RockMomster

    Looked rapey to me

  • Bulgingsnake

    I didn’t say Fish Swimming pool! That’s not believable

  • holybagpipes

    You left the fridge open again!

  • holybagpipes

    My money’s on Pluto (the dwarf planet)

  • Mr. Perfect

    The following have raped Bulgingsnake:

    A tree
    A house
    Miss Piggy
    Pool
    Rhinoceros
    Bulgingsnake
    Tyranosaurus Rex (I think)

    Will Darth Vader be next????

  • RockMomster

    What? What did I do wrong?

  • Villain
  • Bulgingsnake

    GODDAMN IT DANA!