• Bulgingsnake

    GODDAMN IT DANA!

    • RockMomster

      What? What did I do wrong?

      • holybagpipes

        You left the fridge open again!

      • Bulgingsnake

        I didn’t say Fish Swimming pool! That’s not believable

      • RockMomster

        Looked rapey to me

  • Villain
  • Mr. Perfect

    The following have raped Bulgingsnake:

    A tree
    A house
    Miss Piggy
    Pool
    Rhinoceros
    Bulgingsnake
    Tyranosaurus Rex (I think)

    Will Darth Vader be next????

  • Andronymous

    Hey look on the bright side, it wasn’t Olympic sized! That should cut down on the need for stitches!

  • RockMomster

    God forbid something happens to me and a stranger has to look through my phone… there’s a LOT of random dildo pics on it..

    • Andronymous

      Oh I think most of us here can relate….