Do you sleepwalk?

So, my child is a sleepwalker. He will usually sleepwalk after having a bad dream, or a high fever.. tonight it was because of a dream I assume .. since he already told me earlier in the night he was scared after watching Armageddon today. ….I can always tell when he’s not actually awake because he doesn’t complain when I walk him back to his room. He climbs back in bed, gets tucked in and is back asleep. If he were awake he would plead his case to not go back there.

…. tonight I just ran out of energy to return him.. so he’s now laying next to me and it got me thinking… he also says funny things when he’s doing this. One night he walked into the kitchen and  said “mom, cantaloupes”, and I asked him if he wanted cantaloupe.. he said very seriously, “no, no, no, I FEEL like a cantaloupe.” And then he walked back to bed with ease hahaha.

Anyone else on TGO deal with sleepwalking either with you or your family?

(Bulgingsnake hasn’t learned yet that yelling at a sleepwalker the you have to wake up early isn’t an approach that works lol)

  • RockMomster

    Hahahahah I only sleep talked once that I know of .. I was taking up all of my ex-girlfriends twin bed one night and snoring loudly too.. she couldn’t sleep.. so finally she got so frustrated she started hitting her pillow (Fbt). … that woke me up.. (I wasn’t really awake though) and I yelled at her “how dare you practice karate while I’m sleeping!” Then went back to sleep hahaha

  • RockMomster

    Oh wow lol
    The peeing thing is common lol

  • PQG 1991

    I walk enough during the day and awake most days I don’t have the energy to sleepwalk hahaha

  • UilickMcGee

    I’m a sleeptalker, and according to my lady friend, I do everything from ranting about supermarket prices to closing real estate deals while completely unconscious.

    If I eat a lot of sugar, this tends to happen.

  • One Mat Gang

    Got 2,stories. One funny. One not. My friends roommate sleepwalks. One evening several of us were up late playing cards, he came downstairs, spoke jibberish, then peed on the floor and went back to bed. Second story is he brought a girl home with him. In the middle of the night he started sleepwalking and she tried to wake him. He flipped out and threw her to the floor then went back to bed. She called police, they took him to jail. He has no recollection of pushing her.

  • RockMomster

    Bs is the king of night eating lol

  • Beastly beast

    I think I wake up in the middle of the night to eat something because I wake up with horrible heartburn and a bag of chips or candy or some shit…. whatever’s laying around.

    Oh yea and whenever my ex girlfriend is over she doesn’t appreciate it because she ends up getting the packaging of whatever I ate tossed on her when I go back to sleep.

    So she ends up getting pissed and leaving right after I wake up in the morning…. So…. still WINNING!