I’m going to start capturing animals in my backyard (such as cats, song birds and possums), and pimp them out for money!

I think we can all agree that there is high demand for song birding (song birding is when you ass blast a song bird).


  • Bulgingsnake


  • Villain

    Isn’t that what Michael Vick was doing?

    • Bulgingsnake

      Nobody really knows.

  • holybagpipes


    • Bulgingsnake

      That’s right

      • holybagpipes

        I’m clearing mine out right now!

      • Bulgingsnake

        Your calendar?

      • holybagpipes


  • UilickMcGee

    Of all your get-rich-quick schemes, I know you’re good to get rich with this scheme. And quick.

  • Steve

    You should start a cult.

    • Bulgingsnake

      I thought I already did.

  • One Mat Gang

    It licks dick to song bird

    • One Mat Gang


  • RockMomster

    I though birds were like nuns with wings. They aren’t supposed to bang

  • PQG 1991

    Admit it Bulge you just want revenge on nature for getting raped each time you get out of your house…

    • Bulgingsnake


  • Nothing beats a good song birding. Especially when your family is watching.

  • James Sonny Crockett

    Ship me a Raccoon tail hat so I can be Davy Crockett.

  • Baby Sister

    i saw a possum 1 time and those things r scary as sht 2 look at

    • SoulSurvivor

      I see a lot of opossums.. all over out here. Yeah they look like a big fat rat, and they hiss !

  • Andronymous

    So we all know by now that animals constantly rape Bulgingsnake, they simply can’t resist the urge, this is simply fact. Knowing this, I can only conclude that Bulgingsnake also knows this, and figures since it is going to happen anyway, capturing the animals and selling the rights to watch them rape him as interactive pornography is the way to go. HOW RIGHT! You are going to be swimming in the cash and animal semen in zero time!!!! Plus you will be making people happy, and you can’t put a price on that kind of WINNING!

  • The Tooth *EWN HOF*
  • Jerry Eldini

    Nice thing about songbird bitches is that they dont try to steal any of YOUR hard earned benjamins! They know damn well that just one or two swats on the ass with a car antenna and its lights out Polly!!