• One Mat Gang

    At least it wasn’t chocolate milk. That would have really tore you up.

    • Bulgingsnake

      Right again Mr Gang

      • One Mat Gang

        You know the old saying. After you go choc it’s hard to walk.

      • Bulgingsnake

        That’s a new one on me, but I’m glad you like it.

      • One Mat Gang

        Must be a yankee thing

      • Jerry Eldini

        Yep, sweet corn bread and chocolate milk jug ass rape. Godless northern aggressors!!

      • One Mat Gang

        We fought a God Damned war for their freedom, and how do they repay us? By cornholing and milk jugging every man, women, and child in sight. Savages!

      • Jerry Eldini

        Godless milk jugglers!

  • Mr. Perfect

    Milk. It does your cornhole good!

    • Bulgingsnake

      Milk jug rape isn’t a joke. You need to show some manners or I’ll have to kick you off this website. This is you 63rd and final warning!

      • Mr. Perfect

        You’re right. How thoughtless of me. They should put warning labels on that shit. Now I’m going to be afraid to walk by the dairy aisle.

      • One Mat Gang

        If that what a milk jug will do, I’m scared to go near a cow.

      • Mr. Perfect

        Cows don’t have dongs. Bulls do.

      • One Mat Gang

        I’m not sure WHAT you drink from a bull. But milk comes from a cow. That milk jug has a strap-on, I assumed it learned that from its mother.

  • Steve

    Creampie from a milk jug. That licks dick.

    • Bulgingsnake

      Nope nope now!

      • Steve

        What to do when the milk goes bad…

  • Bulgingsnake

    Hamster

  • Beastly beast

    This is totally potato.

    • Bulgingsnake

      Potato is the website

  • PQG 1991

    You are going to start telling us about what hasn’t raped you yet

  • I feel like the assaults are turning into the news generations if pokemon. It has gone from animals to inanimate objects with dongs.

  • Jokes Teller

    Was it a jug of Homo or 2%?