I WAS JUST RAPED BY A GODDAMN TOILET!

I should have seen this one cuming.

 

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  • Baby Sister

    hope u don’t flush the opportunity to see that toilet again in the future

  • holybagpipes

    Dammit I realized that the splash of water that tickles your rim while taking a dump is actually a fingering.

  • mikezippy

    GOD DAMN IT SOMEONE CALL 911!

  • Mr. Perfect

    Rob Lowe should do a PSA about toilet rape.

  • Bulgingsnake

    I did

  • One Mat Gang

    Usually shit is getting pushed in the other direction with a toilet.

  • UilickMcGee

    I hope you bleached your rim.

  • Bulgingsnake

    Nobody really knows

  • FBT

  • Didn’t a toilet already get ya? So many objects are after your anus, I lose track.

  • Bulgingsnake

    Toilets don’t have teeth. I’m not a fvcking idiot you know!

  • Villain

    You can kill them if you lift the lid off the back and pee in it.

  • Villain
  • Bulgingsnake

    It hurts so bad