Spain Fact #7: “Sex in Spain”

So I’ve been asked to make a post about Sex in Spain. Sex in Spain isn’t all that different from the USA with the possible exception that our pick up lines are spoken in other language and the words moaned during sex too. And from my experience sometimes the time spent trying to get laid when you are single which is my case and the time spent having sex with a chick are completely  disproportionate in the sense that you can spend two hours hitting on a girl and not spend as nearly much time having sex except on some cases which I must confess I’ve only heard of on tv. All that being said I must say every time spent getting laid is worth the time trying to do so.

I know that what I have described can be applicable to sex in any kind of the world but like I said sex in Spain is not that different from any other part of the world, except that we like to hit on foreigners on “guiris” (A word for foreigner that started with a negative connotation that eventually has evolved to be just a neutral world sometimes used as an endearment term) because we may have more success with them than with local girls.

Also when I haven’t gotten lucky a return home to my loyal Virginia and Vanessa also known.

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Author’s Note: The facts stated in this post are more base on subjective experience as such other Spaniards may have very different stories about sex in Spain. Some may tell you about lonely nights shepherding the sheeps or the goats and… well you can guess the rest…

  • One Mat Gang

    Is titty fugging still called a chili dog in Spain like it is here in the States?

    • PQG 1991

      I believe that’s in the states only…

      • One Mat Gang

        Feel free to use it if you care to. Let’s make it international

      • PQG 1991

        Done

    • Raythedevil

      I’ve never heard that one.

      • BenignVoodoo

        Me either it makes me think of Frank’s and beans…..

  • Bulgingsnake

    Sex in Spain is so hip right now.

    • PQG 1991

      Of course it is! It could only be cooler if I could score with the woman of the photo above… one day.

  • Mr. Perfect

    Are the chicks in Spain into anal?

    • PQG 1991

      Some of them are more into it than normal sex I had friend whose girlfriend only let him do it by the ass because she wanted to arrive virgin to her marriage

      • Mr. Perfect

        I knew girls like that in high school and right after. It always amazed me. They were kinky as he’ll, but thought that they were somehow pure because they didn’t get penetrated in the vagina by a penis. But I bet you dollars to doughnuts that they got fingered, eaten out, etc.

      • PQG 1991

        Of course

  • James Sonny Crockett

    Pretty hot babes in Spain just look at the pornstars from there.

    • PQG 1991

      True although there are exceptions to that… I call them the 4:30AM girls

      • BenignVoodoo

        Is that something like bag heads or wearing beer goggles or lucky last call hags….

      • PQG 1991

        Yep something like that

  • Jerry Eldini

    Do the chicks there have dicks like the ones in the States? Just wondering, all the chicks I date always wind up having a dick. Whats up with that?

    • One Mat Gang

      Ain’t a chick without a dick where I come from

      • Jerry Eldini

        Wow, sounds like a fun place! Gosh!!

      • PQG 1991

        None?

      • One Mat Gang

        There are a few women with those kangaroo pouch things. But we make them live outside the village walls.

    • PQG 1991

      Many do and many are proud members of our military

      • Jerry Eldini

        Spain has a military? What for?

      • PQG 1991

        Nowadays for NATO missions, peacekeeping missions and rescue and emmergency services. And because each country has to have the ability to defend itself… Also I think we (along with the French) are responsible for the defense of Andorra hahahaha

  • Steve

    Spanish fly? Not unless you throw them really fvckin hard.

    • PQG 1991

      Even if you do so it’s still a fifty-fifty chance

      • Steve

        Never tell me the odds.

    • BenignVoodoo

      I thought a Spanish fly was like a roofie?

  • Raythedevil

    Your mileage may vary…bingo.

    • BenignVoodoo

      Mileage or odds? May the odds be ever in your favor….

      • Raythedevil

        That would be nice, would you like to help me tip the odds?

      • BenignVoodoo

        Sure doll