Spain Fact #7: “Sex in Spain”

So I’ve been asked to make a post about Sex in Spain. Sex in Spain isn’t all that different from the USA with the possible exception that our pick up lines are spoken in other language and the words moaned during sex too. And from my experience sometimes the time spent trying to get laid when you are single which is my case and the time spent having sex with a chick are completely  disproportionate in the sense that you can spend two hours hitting on a girl and not spend as nearly much time having sex except on some cases which I must confess I’ve only heard of on tv. All that being said I must say every time spent getting laid is worth the time trying to do so.

I know that what I have described can be applicable to sex in any kind of the world but like I said sex in Spain is not that different from any other part of the world, except that we like to hit on foreigners on “guiris” (A word for foreigner that started with a negative connotation that eventually has evolved to be just a neutral world sometimes used as an endearment term) because we may have more success with them than with local girls.

Also when I haven’t gotten lucky a return home to my loyal Virginia and Vanessa also known.

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Author’s Note: The facts stated in this post are more base on subjective experience as such other Spaniards may have very different stories about sex in Spain. Some may tell you about lonely nights shepherding the sheeps or the goats and… well you can guess the rest…

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  • BenignVoodoo

    Sure doll

  • PQG 1991

    Yep something like that

  • Raythedevil

    That would be nice, would you like to help me tip the odds?

  • BenignVoodoo

    Is that something like bag heads or wearing beer goggles or lucky last call hags….

  • BenignVoodoo

    I thought a Spanish fly was like a roofie?

  • BenignVoodoo

    Mileage or odds? May the odds be ever in your favor….

  • BenignVoodoo

    Me either it makes me think of Frank’s and beans…..

  • Raythedevil

    I’ve never heard that one.

  • Raythedevil

    Your mileage may vary…bingo.

  • PQG 1991

    Nowadays for NATO missions, peacekeeping missions and rescue and emmergency services. And because each country has to have the ability to defend itself… Also I think we (along with the French) are responsible for the defense of Andorra hahahaha

  • Jerry Eldini

    Spain has a military? What for?

  • One Mat Gang

    There are a few women with those kangaroo pouch things. But we make them live outside the village walls.

  • Steve

    Never tell me the odds.

  • PQG 1991

    Of course

  • PQG 1991

    None?

  • PQG 1991

    Many do and many are proud members of our military

  • PQG 1991

    True although there are exceptions to that… I call them the 4:30AM girls

  • PQG 1991

    Even if you do so it’s still a fifty-fifty chance

  • Steve

    Spanish fly? Not unless you throw them really fvckin hard.

  • Jerry Eldini

    Wow, sounds like a fun place! Gosh!!

  • One Mat Gang

    Ain’t a chick without a dick where I come from

  • Jerry Eldini

    Do the chicks there have dicks like the ones in the States? Just wondering, all the chicks I date always wind up having a dick. Whats up with that?

  • James Sonny Crockett

    Pretty hot babes in Spain just look at the pornstars from there.

  • Mr. Perfect

    I knew girls like that in high school and right after. It always amazed me. They were kinky as he’ll, but thought that they were somehow pure because they didn’t get penetrated in the vagina by a penis. But I bet you dollars to doughnuts that they got fingered, eaten out, etc.

  • PQG 1991

    Some of them are more into it than normal sex I had friend whose girlfriend only let him do it by the ass because she wanted to arrive virgin to her marriage

  • Mr. Perfect

    Are the chicks in Spain into anal?

  • PQG 1991

    Done

  • One Mat Gang

    Feel free to use it if you care to. Let’s make it international

  • PQG 1991

    Of course it is! It could only be cooler if I could score with the woman of the photo above… one day.

  • Bulgingsnake

    Sex in Spain is so hip right now.

  • PQG 1991

    I believe that’s in the states only…

  • One Mat Gang

    Is titty fugging still called a chili dog in Spain like it is here in the States?