I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT TOM CRUISE AND HOW MUCH HE MEANS TO THIS WEBSITE.

I just want to say that I love you Tom, and the planet would be in ruin without you.

Nobody doubts you Mr Cruise.

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  • UilickMcGee

    Just caught it now. Love it, just watch your ballsack on that unicorn spike.

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  • Bulgingsnake

    She’s going over with friends who visit all the time, she’s in good hands.

  • PQG 1991

    Tell her that if she moves around the autonomous community she’ll be able to visit some really nice historic palaces belonging to noble houses of spain and historic sites from the roman and visigothic eras also if she likes that kind of stuff

  • PQG 1991

    That’s in Extremadura, the whole autonomous community is rather rural but really nice I hope she has fun.

  • Bulgingsnake

    My mom is going to Barcarrota in September

  • PQG 1991

    That being said his spanish is not as bad as I thought it would be

  • PQG 1991

    Erm… So that’s why there were so many posters about scientology on the subway stations a few years back! Because of this gathering

  • Bulgingsnake

    Did you see the porno I made?

  • One Mat Gang

    Tom Cruise is proof that even if you’re an elf you can still get into Top Gun, drive a race car, or make fun of your retarded brother. A true inspiration.

  • UilickMcGee

    I’ll say one thing for the guy that I like about him.

    He minds his own fvcking business.

    He has his bat-crazy beliefs, his failed marriages and his weird quirks, but he’s not out every second night getting fall-down drunk, punching people in the head or lording it up in front of the press.

    He has a lot more self -control and common sense than most of the other fvck-heads in Hollywood.

  • holybagpipes