• Bulgingsnake

    TGO MUNCHIE TIME!

  • Mr. Perfect

    I gotta be honest. I was half expecting that Snake would open the fridge only to find a dildo.

    • One Mat Gang

      Or Tom Cruise

      • Mr. Perfect

        Tom Cruise better be careful. Snake might stalk him and then rip that ass apart while screaming, ‘Show me the money!’

  • One Mat Gang

    Let this be a lesson to everyone. Always cut towards yourself with a knife. Only winning things can happen.

  • UilickMcGee

    The man’s a genius . He milked Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes when they were in their prime, got what he wanted and made his exit.

    I’m wondering who the next young filly will be to take the Pleasure Cruise…