The best defense against vegans! 

Where is your God now? 

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  • holybagpipes

    That dude IS is the protein.

  • Villain

    …and watch them burn off all their braided armpit hair on the hot asphalt.

  • Bulgingsnake
  • Steve

    That dude is high in protein.

  • One Mat Gang

    I just stick a broom handle in the spokes of their 10 speed bike.

  • holybagpipes

    Tom demands it.

  • Bulgingsnake

    Penis joke?

  • holybagpipes

    Or you whip out your package. Their heads will explode at the sight of that.

  • Bulgingsnake

    I just tell vegans that God (Tom Cruise) didn’t give us K9s to bite through lettuce.

  • holybagpipes

    I’ll traumatize them by proceeding to eat the shot horse and cow.

  • Villain

    I don’t even know if the meat armour would be necessary. I would assume that most vegans are afraid of confrontation and they could easily be distracted. All you have to do is shoot a neighboring horse or cow and they will rush to its aid. Therefore allowing you to move on as you please.