• Bulgingsnake

    Sucks to be me

    • At least your sphincter comes out on top every time.

      • Bulgingsnake

        CRUISING

      • TCM

      • Bulgingsnake

        ABC

  • One Mat Gang

    That thing could fill you up like Chinese finger cuffs.

    • Bulgingsnake

      Must be another Tom Cruise miracle

      • One Mat Gang
      • Bulgingsnake

        GROUNDBREAKING!

      • Mr. Perfect

        Praise be to Tom Cruise.

      • Baby Sister

        thats a scary looking dong

      • One Mat Gang

        Thank you.

      • Baby Sister

        lol.. i take it it is yours

      • One Mat Gang

        Yes, that is an actual photo. It’s 12 feet long, so it obscures the rest of my body.

      • Baby Sister

        sounds like a pain 4 u and your girl

      • One Mat Gang

        It is quite burdensome for me, but my ladies vaginia is 14 feet deep, so no problem there

      • Baby Sister

        dang!! just right 4 her then lmao

      • Raythedevil

        Can you imagine 2 feet of empty pvssy though?

      • Baby Sister

        1 of the dudes i have as a friend i luv but hes a 6 ft tall pvssy so i can believe it

      • Raythedevil

        I guess some people would say I’m kinda a pvssy too, but hey…that’s how I am.

      • Baby Sister

        u dont seem like that 2 me and i dont even care when dudes r like that anyway cause they r kinda cute when they get all scared

  • I’m not buying this one. I call this fake news.

    Edit: never mind, I saw this on Fox News.

  • Andronymous

    WHAT?! I did not think dongs were even capable of doing that! I may have to re-evaluate my entire life and the choices I have made to get here.

    • Bulgingsnake

      Afraid so bro

  • Baby Sister

    gotta watch out for those dongs snake.. they’ll get u every time

    • Bulgingsnake

      That’s the truth

  • Raythedevil

    Where are your fishnet stockings?

  • Steve

    Dongception.