I WAS JUST RAPED BY A GODDAMN DONG!

I was just outside sucking some strangers dongs, when BAM! TOTAL DONG RAPE!

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  • Baby Sister

    u dont seem like that 2 me and i dont even care when dudes r like that anyway cause they r kinda cute when they get all scared

  • Raythedevil

    I guess some people would say I’m kinda a pvssy too, but hey…that’s how I am.

  • Baby Sister

    1 of the dudes i have as a friend i luv but hes a 6 ft tall pvssy so i can believe it

  • Steve

    Dongception.

  • Raythedevil

    Can you imagine 2 feet of empty pvssy though?

  • Raythedevil

    Where are your fishnet stockings?

  • Bulgingsnake

    That’s the truth

  • Bulgingsnake

    Afraid so bro

  • Baby Sister

    dang!! just right 4 her then lmao

  • One Mat Gang

    It is quite burdensome for me, but my ladies vaginia is 14 feet deep, so no problem there

  • Baby Sister

    sounds like a pain 4 u and your girl

  • One Mat Gang

    Yes, that is an actual photo. It’s 12 feet long, so it obscures the rest of my body.

  • Baby Sister

    lol.. i take it it is yours

  • Baby Sister

    gotta watch out for those dongs snake.. they’ll get u every time

  • One Mat Gang

    Thank you.

  • Baby Sister

    thats a scary looking dong

  • Andronymous

    WHAT?! I did not think dongs were even capable of doing that! I may have to re-evaluate my entire life and the choices I have made to get here.

  • Mr. Perfect

    Praise be to Tom Cruise.

  • Bulgingsnake

    ABC

  • TCM

  • Bulgingsnake

    CRUISING

  • At least your sphincter comes out on top every time.

  • Bulgingsnake

    GROUNDBREAKING!

  • I’m not buying this one. I call this fake news.

    Edit: never mind, I saw this on Fox News.

  • One Mat Gang
  • Bulgingsnake

    Must be another Tom Cruise miracle

  • One Mat Gang

    That thing could fill you up like Chinese finger cuffs.

  • Bulgingsnake

    Sucks to be me