Tom Cruise should be a pirate

I can easily see him plundering booty. Can you dig it?

  • Jerry Eldini


  • FBT

  • I couldn’t agree more.

  • Not to my knowledge.

  • WINNING! I would feature if I could.

  • ABC

  • Only if the balls touch.

  • PQG 1991

    You mean he isn’t already?

  • Mr. Perfect

    Tom Cruise would make a great butt pirate.

  • Jerry Eldini

    Doesn’t being a butt pirate count?

  • One Mat Gang

    I would swab the poop deck on that Cruise Ship, matey!

  • One Mat Gang

    He was quite a snaggletooth before his dental surgery. Check out pics of him from the movie The Outsiders.

  • holybagpipes

    Pirates of the Cruise – bean :Cruise Control

  • One Mat Gang

    Long Tom Silver

  • Andronymous

    His winning smile! NOOOOOOOOOO!

    Okay I’m over it, now let’s knock out the rest and see what we can fit in there!