Tom Cruise should be in Star Wars!

Tom cruise should totes be in the War Stars. He could be a chrasmatic jedi running from battle droids or a chrasmatic rebel comando running from TIE fighters. I would dig it.


I wouldn’t be opposed to him being a villian either. He was a total bad ass in Collateral! I can’t think of too many villainous roles in Tom’s filmography, but he nailed it in that movie!


It would take a Tom Cruise Miracle to make this all happen…

  • Raythedevil

    That can’t be good, can it?

  • Raythedevil

    King of the Jawas even.

  • ABC to that bud!

  • Mr. Perfect

    Tom Cruise should be The Force. He’ll have so much force power that he could dong every woman in the galaxy simultaneously just with his mind! ABC

  • They surround and penetrate us.

  • Bulgingsnake

    Search your heart, Sam. TCMs are happing all around you right now, just reach out and grab one.

  • We need a good TCM right now.

  • I can dig it.

  • Bulgingsnake

    It would be another Tom Cruise miracle!

  • One Mat Gang

    Tom was born to play a Jawa.