• One Mat Gang

    At this point Star Wars is basically doing a Bulgingsnake impression. You own that shit. I pray to my Cruiseafix for those Tomazing powers.

    • Bulgingsnake

      “Tomazing”. Brilliant!

      • One Mat Gang

        ABC

  • PQG 1991

    Your Impressions get better each passing day Tom Cruise be praised

  • Mr. Perfect

    Last night, I was drinking too much and I felt it was time to close my eyes and pray. I surrendered myself to Tom Cruise and an overwhelming peace came over my body. Then I had some more to drink and whacked off to Alina Li porn before I went to sleep.

    • Bulgingsnake

      CRUISING!

    • Raythedevil

      Gonna have to look her up, but I’ll pass on Lord Tom, thanks anyway.