• He’ll always be in like Flynn.

    • Now we’re cooking with anal.

      • …and that is the quote of the day here on Sesame Street.

      • Jerry Eldini

        You’re making me seriously hungry dude!!

      • FBT

  • One Mat Gang

    Is that a rhetorical question? Who would win an argument between Tom Cruise and God? Tom Cruise IS God!

  • Bulgingsnake

    I hate to say this, but I have my eyes set on Billy Corgan and his obsession with Kurt Cobain.

    • One Mat Gang

      I like anything with Courtney Loves’ penis in it!

    • The End of Tom is the Beginning Is the Cruise.

    • Jerry Eldini

      That Corgan is pret-ty sexy I must say!

    • RockMomster

      Corgan probably falls asleep with his fists in balls counting little Kurt’s instead of sheep

  • Thomas Cruise

    Just enjoy the ride Bulge. Just enjoy the ride.