• Bulgingsnake

    Really good stuff!

  • One Mat Gang

    Theory # 2 seems totally unrealistic. The rest seem scientific.

    • Bulgingsnake

      Right you are

  • Beastly beast

    I believe we are all bacteria living on the testicle in the ball sack of a giant space fish.

    • Bulgingsnake

      How about you come over to my place tonight without close on, and we can discuss your theory over a nice bottle of ass blasting.

      • Beastly beast

        Ok I’ll roll over but I’ll keep the close on and we shall ass blast this theory over a bottle of jack Daniels while I scratch my ass?

      • Bulgingsnake

        I’m really enjoying Prey, but the texture pop-in on objects are driving me kind of nuts. The graphics are way to dated/simple to have these kind of problems. MGS5 is open world with brilliant graphics, and it hardly has any texture pop ins!

      • Beastly beast

        Sounds like they fucked up the console versions. There is no real reason why they can’t get it right on consoles. The PC version had similar issues but got patched up fairly quickly and the only texture pop ins were when you first loaded in and then they were gone.

        I agree, it doesn’t look good enough to have those kinds of problems.

      • Bulgingsnake

        Consoles did get a patch, I can’t imagine how the game was before it. If I slowly walk into a room, usually the graphics will be clean. But if I run into a room, several objects will be blurry for a couple of seconds. I can’t believe this is the Crytek engine

      • Beastly beast

        Crytek must be ridiculously hard to develop for.

        It seems like only crytek are able to use it successfully…. everyone else has performance issues.

        And star citizen on pc is usin crytek….. so I’m looking forward to that games release in about fifteen years if they get everything else done right. But that engine seems to be a real pain in the ass.

      • Bulgingsnake

        But when it is used correctly, hot damn it looks good!

      • Beastly beast

        Hell yea!

        looks as sharp as a Tom cruise pamphlet on Scientology!

      • Bulgingsnake
      • Thomas Cruise

        Sometimes it licked me back.

      • Beastly beast

        Holy fuckin shit on a stick it’s Tom mother fucking cruise!!!

        You lick dick sir!

      • Thomas Cruise

        Let’s keep that our little secret. I’ve changed my name so only the smart ones will know who I really am.

      • One Mat Gang

        How do we know that Corgan didn’t just open a disqus account under this name?

      • Thomas Cruise

        I’ll pull up my skirt and pull down my boxers, and you can have a look for yourself.

      • One Mat Gang

        Deal

  • Mr. Perfect

    I wonder how many people stopped following me for recommending threads like this.

    No matter. I did it anyway.
    Friends Don’t Let Friends Corgan

  • Baby Sister

    dang that was a teeny weeny up top on this pg!! if your hooking thats the kind u dream of