WTF IS GOT? AND DOES IT MAKE YOU WANT TO F#℃K A MIDGET?

Everyone is obsessed with this show. I gave it about ten minutes of half-assed attention on season 1 episode 1 and I yawned. Why is this such a big deal? Did the show get way less shitty and I didn’t stick around for it? Also, why does that miniature man seduce everyone?

….be real… does this show also make you wanna blast a midget?

Explain this phenomenon to me!

  • It’s about A Game of Thrones. Yes about the midget.

    • RockMomster

      Literally?

  • Beastly beast

    Game of thrones’ worst episode is almost universally agreed to be the very first episode.

    It actually gets a LOT better.

    And that midget is a total GANGSTA.

    Seriously…. if I was a star and I wanted to hit the club to get some women…. I’d want Dinklage to be my wingman.

    • ABC

      • Beastly beast

        Potato!

    • RockMomster

      Hmmmm… IDK it was pretty bad. They should make a cliffs notes for the show until it gets good so I don’t have to watch it lol

  • mikezippy

    That first season is a slow burner but it ends with a bang.

    • Beastly beast

      Some people lost their heads over how awesome it ends.

    • RockMomster

      You’re not kidding

      • mikezippy

        Just get through that first season. If the ending doesn’t have you interested in the second season then the show probably isn’t for you.

  • One Mat Gang

    I tried this show and Walking Dead. Both did nothing to hold my interest. To be fair I mostly watch fart joke cartoons and bingo hall wrestling, so there’s that. I don’t wanna bang the midget, but maybe dress him like a baby and spank him.

    • RockMomster

      that sounds hot. I enjoy spankings

    • mikezippy

      You can’t compare Walking Dead to Game of Thrones. Thrones is in a league of its own. But so are fart joke cartoons and bingo hall wrestling.

      • One Mat Gang

        When I complain about how awful a TV show my wife is watching is, she usually says “If the person farted right now you would love this show”. She is right. I thought Game of Thrones was about toilets. So I was let down.

  • Andronymous

    NO WAY GROSS! On the other hand though, the midget can totally bang me that would be acceptable.

  • Mr. Perfect

    I’ve seen the random episode with my wife. It’s alright, but I don’t understand the fuss.

    • RockMomster

      Exactly. No offense got fans. I feel like every got fan is the same lol

      • Mr. Perfect

        And they all talk funny. It’s like Tom Cruise stuck his dong in all their tears. Just look at how Nicole Kidman talks!

  • EvilJas1

    I would try to fight past the first few episodes. It does get better. I’m not caught up, but I’ve made it through four and a half seasons. I have been entertained a lot more than I haven’t been.