MY FEMALE IS STARTING A “GO FUND ME” ACCOUNT TOMORROW!

HELL YEAH! This account will help me keep the dream alive! For those of you who are still living in the 2000s, a ‘Go Fund Me account’ is where people all over the world send me money… And trust me guys, you’ll know where that money went when you see a smile on my face!

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  • Beastly beast

    The money will be going to Xanax, Busch beer and strippers bitches!
    #bruisingforcruising

    • One Mat Gang

      #CorganMyOrganBitches!

  • One Mat Gang

    What are the reward levels like? A dirty diaper for $500 donation? Just a thought.

  • Baby Sister

    what r u raising money 4 snake??

  • TMC

    • One Mat Gang

      ACB

  • FinTheFastMan

    My money’s on gay porn, not sure why since you can torrent it for free.

  • Mr. Perfect

    How much do I have to give to be assblasted by a tree?

    • Bulgingsnake

      The right amount

  • Raythedevil

    Shouldn’t that be ‘Revenge of the Winning’?