SQUIRRELLY IS CRANKING UP!

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  • Thomas Cruise

    Damn. Now I got that song in my head.

  • PQG 1991
  • PQG 1991

    Your daughter rules!!

  • Thomas Cruise

    It’s nice to know there’s a place to go like TheGreatOutdoors where everybody knows your name, and they’re always glad you came. You’ve never watched Cheers before or heard their theme song have you? There’s no real reason I’m asking.

  • mikezippy

    You are the man. That is all anyone needs to know.

  • Thomas Cruise

    #quinning

  • Thomas Cruise

    You wouldn’t believe the shit I go through day in and day out. “You’re too old to play in 4 or 5 new Top Gun movies”; “You’re too straight to do porn with Bulgingsnake”; “You’re too short to be an oompa loompa in the next Chocolate Factory movie.” I hate everything and everyone in Hollyweed. That’s right. I’m the reason the sign was changed!

  • mikezippy

    It is about time you showed up. Many fans here have been anticipating this day. It was foretold in the prophecies.

  • Thomas Cruise

    Who doesn’t?

  • mikezippy

    She clearly is having Tom Cruz withdraws.

  • One Mat Gang

    I still get cranky when I’m bottle fed. I want the boob!

  • Beastly beast

    “I’m upset but I don’t quite know what I’m upset about!?

    GIVE ME MY BOTTLE BITCH!

    I DONT WANT MY GOD DAMN BOTTLE!

    GET THIS SHIT OFF MY FUCKING HEAD!”

    Quinn is a boss.

  • Mr. Perfect

    Quinning