• Mr. Perfect

    Bacon is the food of The Gods. It fixes everything and makes everything taste better.

  • One Mat Gang

    This is the same recipe I use for my world famous BBQ smoked turds.

    • Bulgingsnake

      I love the smell of BBQ smoked turds in the midnight.

      • Raythedevil

        FBT

    • Raythedevil

      How do you keep your turds lit to smoke them?

      • One Mat Gang

        Go to your yard and find a dried turd. Put in in your mouth and light it. Like the fine cigar. Nutty aftertaste.

  • Thomas Cruise

    Remember to keep it nice and warm. The oven set at 350 for about an hour should do nicely.

    • Raythedevil

      That’s what I was gonna say.

      • Thomas Cruise

        And that is why I worship you Ray.