HOW TO PREPARE MUSKRAT FOR BED!

Rap it in bacon! Muskrats sleep great in bacon!

Look how happy this muskrat is after a night of bacon sleep!

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THAT’S ONE HAPPY GODDAMN MUSKRAT! FOR THE WIN!

 

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  • One Mat Gang

    Go to your yard and find a dried turd. Put in in your mouth and light it. Like the fine cigar. Nutty aftertaste.

  • Thomas Cruise

    And that is why I worship you Ray.

  • Raythedevil

    FBT

  • Raythedevil

    TCM…ABC!!!

  • Raythedevil

    How do you keep your turds lit to smoke them?

  • Raythedevil

    That’s what I was gonna say.

  • Thomas Cruise

    As it should be Mr. Perfect. As it should be.

  • Mr. Perfect

    Praise be Cruise!

  • Thomas Cruise

    That’s why I like it.

  • Thomas Cruise

    Remember to keep it nice and warm. The oven set at 350 for about an hour should do nicely.

  • Bulgingsnake

    I love the smell of BBQ smoked turds in the midnight.

  • One Mat Gang

    This is the same recipe I use for my world famous BBQ smoked turds.

  • Mr. Perfect
  • Bulgingsnake

    And you can also eat bacon.

  • Mr. Perfect

    Bacon is the food of The Gods. It fixes everything and makes everything taste better.