• Bulgingsnake

    He’s an anime LOSER! KA BOOOOM!

  • One Mat Gang
    • One Mat Gang

      I’m not sure how to feel about this. I love dongs and wizards but hate Corgan.

    • Thomas Cruise

      Not the only one.

      • One Mat Gang

        I said person. Not deity.

      • Thomas Cruise

        I stand corrected. I’m also waiting for your prayers tonight, so make them entertaining.

    • mikezippy

      That dong wizards magic snake staff sure looks pathetic. I expect my dong wizards to have a massive staff like his dong.

      • One Mat Gang

        It’s a steaming pile of Corgan

    • Beastly beast

      What the fuck is wrong with that guy’s neck!?

      • One Mat Gang

        It’s kinda strange how Corgan in a wizard outfit looks just like David Crosby. I guess the neck wrinkles are from all the dong he has swallowed

      • Beastly beast

        It’s even weirder how corgan sucks a lot of dicks…. I mean corgans…. you would think it’s a paradox.

      • One Mat Gang

        Corgan is a paradox. Or a pair of balls. Either or.

      • ThisGuyHere17

        That’s the impression left from TC’s dong after a severe assblasting.

  • Thomas Cruise

    Am I the only one that wants to see Corgan play the little ass whipped, burned at the stake, freshly eunuchified brother of Varys from Game of Thrones? Am I the only one that needs to change his shorts after fantasizing about Corgan playing that role?

    • Andronymous

      Pro tip… just stop wearing shorts, saves a ton of time and laundry money.

      • Thomas Cruise

        Damn good advice.

  • PQG 1991

    Don’t insult One Punch Man! He is not a Corgan! He is a TCM!

  • mikezippy

    It’s a tough call if you ask me.

  • Mr. Perfect

    Corgan is Corgan enough to be in a stupid ass Corgane.

    • TCAD

      • Mr. Perfect

        Tom Cruise Always Delivers?

      • One Mat Gang

        Total Corgan Ass Dweller. But your version works too

      • Mr. Perfect

        Anything that mentions ass dweller is infinitely better.

  • Beastly beast

    No…. corgan is a bitch.

    • Bulgingsnake

      Could you do several articles on the weekend? Your music stuff or whatever you’re interested in.

      • Beastly beast

        Sure I can come up with some ideas.

        Guitar players.

        Why metallicas new record slays pussy.

        Why downtuned guitars kick ass.

        That’s three topics right there!

      • One Mat Gang

        Tune it low, play it slow. That’s what Tom Cruise always says.

      • Beastly beast

        A loose G string sounds like a part of the cruising Scientology pamphlet.

      • One Mat Gang

        A loose G-string is also part of Corgans wardrobe

      • Beastly beast

        His are actually wound up pretty tight…. you know…. because he doesn’t need a lot of room down there.

      • One Mat Gang

        I assumed it was loose in the back from dudes pulling it to the side all the time. Ya know, for the butt stuff

      • Beastly beast

        TCAD

      • Bulgingsnake

        You’re about to get an email. This email is a lot like taking the Blue pill or White pill.

      • Beastly beast

        Naughty.

      • Andronymous

        You spelled Metallica is ragingly gay wrong. FYI.

        Oh, and I mean gay like “gay”. Not anything to do with homosexuality.

      • Beastly beast

        Hey!!

        🤘

        🖕

      • Andronymous

        Oh don’t get me wrong, they “were” awesome beyond belief…. until they were sleeping with their one eye open biting the pillow tightly. That betrayal of an album marked them being dead to me forever. Too many other bands without Metallica members in them to waste time on those douches anymore. 😉

      • One Mat Gang

        One time in the late 90’s I was in a car that nearly ran over James Hettfield. Came within inches of changing popular music forever. So close. Yet so far.

      • Andronymous

        You could have saved the world man! Perhaps you will get another chance someday.

      • Andronymous

        Perhaps you have heard of a new band called Dead Cross? Mike Patton and Dave Lombardo supergroup? Look into that if you want REAL dope shit hee hee.

      • Beastly beast

        Thrashy stuff!

      • Andronymous

        Yah this will be in my rotation for a while I imagine, I am a huge fan of all things Mike Patton. He is most likely related to Tom Cruise.

      • One Mat Gang

        I am a fantomas fan. More on the Melvins side, but I am digging this Dead Cross album. Big Lombardo fan too

      • Andronymous

        I have never stopped listening to Mr Bungle since I got the first album in grade 8. And that was a long time ago in a galaxy pretty close to this one.

      • One Mat Gang

        There’s a tractor in MY balls too

      • Beastly beast

        Am I an author on here now?

        How do I log in or what not?

      • Bulgingsnake

        I can’t just make you one. You have to sign on after you get the invitation.

      • Beastly beast

        Oh gotcha. I’ll keep an eye out for the email

      • Bulgingsnake

        You deleted your Facebook

      • Beastly beast

        I gave you my email. Not my Facebook. You’ve been popping too many xannies man.

      • Bulgingsnake

        I saw your Facebook. You were in an apartment in a litup room. You hair is dirty blonde. Anyway, email sent

  • Andronymous

    Hey Mr Sam, if you haven’t seen it yet you should check out Me me me on youtube. Might interest you.

  • one smashing pumpkin man