I read the real life story about the girl & the giant, and the magical adventure they had.
Well, I set out to find the BFG so I could have a magical adventure of my own.
When I finally found the BFG, I said “excuse me Mr. BFG, give me some adventure”. Then he said, “you got it”.
HE WHIPPED OUT HIS BIG FRIENDLY DICK AND MADE MY FACE HOLE RIDE IT!
I’m calling the cops.