1. They can grab a mango-full of boobs!
  2. You WILL lose in a thumb wrestling competition with his fingers. You forgot his other set of fingers.
  3. If he plays any instrument, it will be set at 25 times normal speed.
  4. He gives massages that will reach out to the rectum of your soul.
  5. His fingers can type out 15 philosophical quotes before you have time to fart.