Something’s wrong with my cat.

It keeps asking me for drugs and cheap vodka but I keep telling it that it’s for humans not kitty cats. Btw are they supposed to talk?

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  • PQG 1991

    The last time I confused a cat with a hobo is when I accidentally run over one of the two and my brain switched the concepts around so I wouldn’t feel as guilty…

  • holybagpipes

    Really? But I donated so many to science….

  • Billbo Corgans

    Billbo has poked his fair share of homeless folks

  • Thomas Cruise

    You ever wonder why homeless folk don’t seem to snore? I’ve poked a few with a stick thinking they were dead because of how silent they were, but nope, just asleep.

  • holybagpipes

    Aye thank ye laddie!

  • Billbo Corgans

    I’m only interested in The buttholes and penises. But thank you. And that is a fine set of bagpipes Sir.

  • holybagpipes

    That’s a fine pair of pu$$ies.

  • Billbo Corgans
  • holybagpipes

    Well he likes belly rubs so there’s that.

  • Well at least kitty isn’t turning tricks..yet stay strong

  • holybagpipes

    All my cat has is some loose change and bad breath.

  • That cat Bishop is my financial advisor if your cat is having money problems and can’t afford it’s own drugs Bishop can help

  • holybagpipes

    I finished it. Great stuff!

  • Just give him some cough medicine

  • holybagpipes
  • Bulgingsnake

    The boxer?

  • holybagpipes

    *In memory of Adam West* KAPOW!

  • Bulgingsnake

    BAM

  • holybagpipes

    My folks kept telling me to see more people and they don’t like pets so Bam! Problem solved!

  • Bulgingsnake

    I’m digging this hobo cat thing you got going on.