What the Worst Thing That Ever Embarssasing Thing That Ever Happened to You At a Grocery Store?

I went into the grocery store a couple weeks ago to kick up a couple of cases of Crystal Light that were on sale when out of nowhere a bull smashes through the wall of the building and stabs me in the abdomen with his horns. Everyone behind me in line laughed at me.

By the way I was in Italy when it happened. If that matters.