5 facts about chickens

  1. You may know Kung Fu but chickens know egg foo young
  2. A male chicken is known as a cock. The female is known as a snatch
  3. Brown eggs are made when a female gets ass blasted
  4. If you microwave a chicken on low heat, it will lay a chicken omelette 
  5. Even though they are called chickens, they aren’t afraid to slap the piss out of you