Good Morning TGO

The day has arrived. Oil and gas have been purchased. Saw blade sharpened. I’m aaaalmost ready to give this holy hell. I just need to go eat Mexican food and fill a jug of beer. That’s then it’s 

  • Drink
  • Change oil in splitter
  • Saw that damn tree while drinking 
  • Split that shit!
  • Keep drinking like a bossman 
  • Burn that mutha down!

STAY TUNED TGO…

If  I come out of this alive, I will post the results. If I don’t survive, watch your local news. There will be a story about some crazy fugger dying in a fire with a chainsaw and a mask on. Please tell my wife I love her…her dong. Sorry I stuttered. That dong gets me emotional