Tats Fur Cats

Today my friends tattoo shop has a fundraiser to benefit a local cat shelter. They have 50/50 raffles, Chinese auction, and $40 tattoos. 

I decided to add to my animal tattoo collection. I now have a cock that hangs below my knee

Five artists will work for 8-10 hours today. They will do several hundred tattoos. All money goes to the shelter. I let the new kid Mike tattoo me. He just finished his apprenticeship. They will not alter the design for this fundraiser. I will go back to him in a few weeks to get a horseshoe and a banner with Cock Strong on it to finish the piece off. Throw the kid a bone. He nailed the cock. Hmmm that sounds wrong. But so right. 

  • One Mat Gang

    I mean a second cock that hangs below my knee.

    • Thomas Cruise

      If you count mine, three.

      • One Mat Gang

        Yours is big enough to count as two normal big cocks

      • Thomas Cruise

        At least.

    • rat girl is gonna find out you support cats

      • One Mat Gang

        Shhh. Let’s make this our little secret

  • Raythedevil

    What’s a Chinese Auction?

    • Baby Sister

      thats what i wanna know

    • One Mat Gang

      You buy tickets. There are tables with gift baskets that are numbered. there is a numbered paper bag in front of each item. You put how many ever tickets you want in each bag. As few or as many as you want in each bag. Then at the end of the day they draw 1 ticket for each prize. Hopefully that explains it

      • Raythedevil

        Do you get a refund on tickets if you a)have any left, or b) don’t win anything?

      • One Mat Gang

        Nope. It’s a donation. You take the gamble that you’re gunna win. It’s like a lottery ticket. This year I bought $20 worth of tickets and I didn’t win anything. Last year I won 5 baskets.

      • Raythedevil

        And it’s just totally random…hmmm, interesting, I guess.

      • One Mat Gang

        Yup. I just got a call. I won a crock pot. I put 10 tickets in that bag. Only 1 or 2 in the rest. They randomly draw a ticket from each bag. They set a goal of raising $2000 for the shelter. This year they raised $4300. Nearly 200 tattoos and 110 gift baskets.

  • PQG 1991

    I’ll end up having to book a transatlantic trip to go to your friend’s tattoo parlor

  • mikezippy

    Look at that beautifully shaved leg.