Today I bring you a revolutionary idea. One that may change the course of the human race.
I don’t know about you, but I love shooting loads. I shoot them at people. Into socks. At the dog. Into the night sky. Everywhere. Hot loads.
What bores me the most is the color. Off white? Egg shell? Whatever you call it, I call it DULL. That’s the way God wanted it I guess.
But what if I told you it didn’t have to be that way? You have options.
I introduce a mind blowing new product.
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