• I met my wife at Subway. Her parents wrote me a check for 38 bucks for me to take it off her hands. With that money I bought a Barbeque brush.

    • One Mat Gang

      Wow you are so lucky. I always wanted a $38 Barbeque brush

      • Its actually a multi purpose tool. It’s also a jack that you can change a tire with. I just never used it for that.

  • Steve

    GODDAMMIT! I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS!

    Now what the hell am I going to do with 17 gallons of KY Jelly?

  • Mr. Perfect

    Open wide.

  • Raythedevil

    Unbelievable, I almost met one too.