If you’re anything like me, you like to get fall down, blackout drunk all the time

Man what an awesome night that was. It’s the next day that isn’t as awesome 


You bang up your knees, elbows and face.  This leaves you with nasty scabs everywhere. 

Scabs aren’t totally bad. They give you something to pick at when you’re bored. But this got me thinking. What if your body produced another substance to clot your blood?  What would I choose as my bodies replacement for scabs?
My mind first goes to all the old standbys 

Cheese

It’s good and sticky. That’s not a bad idea


Bacon does go good with everything. It would work like a greasy bandaid


I do love red flannel. This would make your elbows match your shirt. Which is an important fashion tip


That could work on those forehead and chin wounds you get from faceplants. I love chewing scabs. I love chewing gun….


Frosting may be the way to go. You could change it up with the seasons. 


Maybe the best idea would be bubble wrap. I know I’m just gunna get drunk and fall down again. 

How about you? If you could replace scabs with something else, what would it be TGO?