Most Excellent Merch

TMZ has a store! Who knew!? Browsing for some cool gear to buy? Look no further.

 

BBQ on the go? You’re totally cool and busy you can’t be tied down to a stationary bbq grill.

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Are you a proud TMZ fan? Your drink should show it!

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Getting some flab from all those sweet drinks and bbqing? Slap this baby on while you watch TMZ.

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Don’t go anywhere without your badass shades that are GUNMETAL!!!!

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This TMZ tshirt will look great on you after you use the Abs NRG thing.

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Like all TMZ fans you need that blade to be extra sharp for slicing open your arteries!!

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BUY STUFF

it will make you happy

 

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  • One Mat Gang

    $3 knife sharpener? $10 portable grill?Hot damn. I can’t pass these deals up

    • I love hot juicy celebrity gossip and sales!!!

      • Beastly beast

        I figured you loved hot and juicy!

        And I’ll give it to you on sale too!

      • Raythedevil

        I’m sure they get all their gossip at a steep discount price!!

  • Bulgingsnake
    • Beastly beast

      POTATO!!

      • Bulgingsnake

        We should start sexting!

    • Raythedevil

      Always winning!!

      • Bulgingsnake

        It’s all I do

  • Beastly beast

    No thanks. I’m pretty sure if I buy something from TMZ I’ll get the crabs.

    • Raythedevil

      It’s ok, their crabs are cheaper than most.

  • UilickMcGee

    We need to lock down a new TGO logo.
    We need something that incorporates the ubiquitous innocuousness of the original TGO lock-up, but with a transcendent post-modern critique of what has come before and what will never be!

    • Bulgingsnake

      I agree, we need a new logo. Me and my female were talking about this the other night.

      • UilickMcGee

        I’m a graphic designer by trade, but that doesn’t mean I can en capture the awesomeness of TGO. I think we should somehow put this to the core contributors.

        It’s a tricky nut to crack, as TGO is nothing and everything at the same time…

      • Bulgingsnake

        Start a discussion about it! But I would like to see what you can come up with!
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        Here’s another Exclamation mark!

      • UilickMcGee

        I’m on it!

      • mikezippy
      • Bulgingsnake

        So fresh!

      • mikezippy

        I actually sort of have a general idea of where to go with it. I will play around with it. Will take a bit of time though.

      • Bulgingsnake

        You made a legendary logo once, you can do it again!

      • mikezippy

        We will see. The more people putting up ideas the better.

      • One Mat Gang

        I would have used the number 4 instead of the word for. That’s just how I roll

      • Raythedevil

        Rolling isn’t always healthy, the floor could be dirty and you might get stepped on or run over.

  • mikezippy
  • Baby Sister

    does the 6pack training thing work

    • Raythedevil

      It probably will make you want more beer.

      • Baby Sister

        lol