Which licks more dick? PC, PS4, XBOX1, or Switch?

Me: PC licks more dick than all of the other systems combined! Words can’t describe how much dick PC licks. That’s why I’m not even going to bother to explain my answer. You guys simply couldn’t comprehend it.



  • thereforeiam

    That’s why you are Perfect. My mother and Tandy corporation thanks you.

  • Mr. Perfect

    I took the side panel off and did it to the motherboard, because your mom.

  • thereforeiam

    I’m guessing the floppy drive.

  • Mr. Perfect

    Because of this post, I stuck my dick in my pc.

  • Raythedevil

    It’s a bisexual machine?

  • Raythedevil

    If you’d bought a console, it’d be obsolete in three years anyway.

  • Raythedevil

    It’s a large fraternity, isn’t it.

  • Raythedevil

    I’m sure you’re right, but in this case does that mean you’d rather play a game on a PC or the opposite?

  • Beastly beast

    Same here buddy.

    Once I got my tax return I was trying to decide between console or a GPU and save some cash.

    Got the GPU.

    Pc scum forevah.

  • Beastly beast

    The PC easily licks the most dick. It is just more capable than all the other systems at dick licking.

  • Gas powered ass holes!

  • UilickMcGee

    As part of the so-called “PC Master Race”, I never felt part of some special club. I was basically too poor to run both a desktop computer and a console together. By default and economics, I’m PC scum…

  • Bulgingsnake

    Gas powered consoles!

  • Indeed it does.

  • Steve

    Is Switch the one that goes both ways?