I’ve been sucking so much goddamn dick lately!


If you suck enough dick (like I have) then you’ll eventually get these sweet bumps on your lips!

And I’m here to tell you guys right now! When these bumps start oozing, you’ll never be hungry again!

The super sweet ooze feels you up, and never let’s you down! It’s a great way to save money on food!

And make sure you save some of that ‘lip Bump Ooze Food’ (or L.B.O.F ) for your loved ones! YOU DON’T WANT TO HOG IT ALL YOURSELF YOU BIG SILLIES!