Angelina Jolie’s New Hairdo

Nothing makes you feel better than a new hairstyle. After her recent divorce, Angelina needed something to perk her spirits, so she went to the salon. Here is her old haircut 


Quite unruly. She needed a chic makeover. Here is her new do


Quite stunning. This new hairstyle should propel Angelina to even greater heights. 

What do you think of her new haircut? Did you prefer the old style?

  • Beastly beast

    Definitely prefer the new style.

    But as bulge would say…. the best hairstyle is… bald.

    • One Mat Gang

      Bald is beautiful. But I prefer a little fur on my burger if you want me to tell the truth

      • Raythedevil

        We don’t care whether you tell the truth or not, as long as what you say is FBT.

  • Jokes Teller

    I call bullshit, everyone knows Angelina Jolie had a double masectomy.

    • One Mat Gang

      Well she texted me those photos. I’m not going to call her a liar. My guess is those boobs are robotic replacements.

      • Beastly beast

        I don’t care if they are robotic.
        They are nice!

      • One Mat Gang

        Damn straight!

  • Baby Sister

    changed her nips and got rid of her moles 2 i see.. seriously angelina needs 2 gain some weight back cause she looks like a skeleton and thats not good

    • One Mat Gang

      You don’t change your nips daily? Or at least change them to match the season??? I’ll let her know what you said about being too skinny. I’m always trying to feed her but she refuses. She sends the food to starving children

      • Baby Sister

        i not joking about this but i think she sticks her finger in her mouth after every meal cause she is scary skinny now

      • UilickMcGee

        She’s on the downward trajectory now. Reality’s a bitch…

  • Howdy Doody ✅ CONSERVATIVE

    DUDE!! THAT’S NOT HER. She had her breast removed due to her horrible family history of breast cancer..THIS is her.. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6Vs0wHN-B-M/T-Xe6yZbdYI/AAAAAAAAKcI/7IY0tccKk9c/s400/mas2.jpg

    • One Mat Gang

      You have reality. I have my version of reality

    • Mr. Perfect

      I just threw up a little in my mouth.

  • I find it offensive and appalling that we are discussing her hair instead of all her accomplishments like boldly making out with her brother in public https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a221561d9061d0e0e8a2acd797c4f7b4e3c666a2edb16516738420a6fe0eb5e8.jpg

    A lot…….
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/20f3cc1cf2894836457054dcdd8c0499053949b991a29715ec0ade905d0f8da9.jpg

  • Raythedevil

    No, I don’t care for her hair.