• ✅ Howdy Doody ✅ Why RU A DICK?
  • ✅ Howdy Doody ✅ Why RU A DICK?
  • thereforeiam

    Dad?

  • ✅ Howdy Doody ✅ Why RU A DICK?
  • Steve Bashakis

    If by mad you mean gay, then yes, that’s exactly what happened. Thanks Tom!

  • thereforeiam

    That picture looks like a Greek god. As in oh my fucking god that’s gay.

  • One Mat Gang

    Hacksaw Jim Dugan got the broken dick out of Gregs ass. He is back in business now

  • thereforeiam

    Gawd dammit! I didn’t think of Greg. I thought he was still recovering from Kerry Von Erich breaking his dick off in him. I didn’t know he was rewinding pink socks now.

  • One Mat Gang

    See Greg The Hammer Cock Valentine. He will push that butthole back in for you.

  • thereforeiam

    No that explains Tom’s fascination for dong. Bulge can’t spell fascination and Tom loves dong.

  • thereforeiam

    Don’t upvote me Sam, I’m looking for help here.

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  • thereforeiam

    King Kong Bundy finger fucked me and now my sphincter is prolapsed. What do I do? Paul Orndorff couldn’t push the pink sock back in.

  • PQG 1991

    That sounds reasonable… It would explain a lot of things

  • thereforeiam

    What the fuck kind of stupid speculation is that? We all know this is a 1% civilization and spreading the winning is not part of the evil plan for the 1% to have the undead service them.

  • Bulgingsnake

    Labs are big, and I came out of my mom’s vag. So you’re calling my mom’s fun-hole SLVTY!

  • One Mat Gang

    That gay genie got put back in the bottle. Hopefully he doesn’t come back to gay up TGO anytime soon

  • Steve

    That dude has a neck like 5 pounds of vagina meat.

  • One Mat Gang

    Hair like that, killer bod, amazing dance moves, only one person could be behind this magic https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2900c984ed68cf133f8b0dd18a74d396fbffc56ed607d0db92092d80633788b2.jpg

  • Mr. Perfect

    It’s my theory that Bulgingsnske was summoned from powerful deities by Tom Cruise and all of his fag scientology buddies. That explains Bulge’s fascination with dong.

  • Raythedevil

    Sorry, nothing to see here.