• ❄DARKBEARD❄

    Don’t shave the cumcatcher!

  • Bulgingsnake

    That’s like saying “don’t have a mouth”.

  • Jokes Teller

    Eating in the bathroom is so in right now.

  • Steve

    So no-shave November is only for your crotch now?

  • One Mat Gang

    I keep a mini George Foreman grill on the sink for those extra long dumps when you want a burger

  • Bulgingsnake

    Unless people want to shave my crotch

  • Bulgingsnake

    That’s right

  • mikezippy

    Beards are lame. I’d never grow one. If I was you I’d shave it off before it possess you.

  • One Mat Gang

    I know a beard that grew a Mike Zippy. It got long and full. Then unmanageable. You gotta watch those Zippy’s.

  • Mr. Perfect

    You should donate the hair from your beard to be used by guys who can’t grow pubes.

  • Bulgingsnake

    Great call

  • Raythedevil

    It would take me a lot more than a year, and it still wouldn’t come in that good. Keep it for a while longer.