Movie Review: No Holds Barred

Released 1989

Starring Hulk Hogan and Tiny Lister

Here is the original trailer


Hulk Hogan is the WWF World Champion. But his name is Rip Taylor.

He is a big draw on network TV. A new hot head channel owner wants to get Rip to wrestle on his network.

But he refuses so the guy sends his goons after Hulk, I mean Rip. He Rips those goons up and makes a guy shit himself.

So hot shot producer sends a lovely lady to seduce Rip

But she falls in love and tells Rip the whole story. Meanwhile, hot shot starts his own fight club. And he has found a giant man with a giant unibrow and is cross eyed to be his champion. His name is Zeus

Rips brother and his buddy go to check out Zeus fight at a warehouse. Rips Brothers buddy let’s it slip that they know Rip. Zeus beats the shit out of Little Rip.

Then they go to a charity event that Rip is hosting with the kids

They insult Rip and his stupid brother. Zeus challenges Rip to a fight

Of course Rip accepts the challenge. He is a real American, brother! The Ripster battles Zeus in an epic match. In the end Hip Hogan, I mean Rock Taylor is triumphant.

This movie is life changing. The plot is amazing. The actors are top notch. And the soundtrack will get you grooving in your seat. I give this movie THREE bloody eyes

  • Steve

    The apex of the cinematic universe… is just to the left of this movie.

  • Was there any better invention than baby oil?

  • One Mat Gang

    Suburban Comando? Or Mr. Nanny?

  • One Mat Gang

    Whenever I am going out about town in my do-rag and muscle shirt, I oil up real good

  • mikezippy

    That Rip Taylor can be my body guard any day.

  • Dr. Akula

    Obviously, it was the best movie of 1989. Only to lose out to Driving Miss Daisy because the Oscars are rigged.

  • One Mat Gang

    Miss Daisy didn’t make people shit their pants. Not Oscar worthy in my book

  • Howdy Doody ✅✅CONSERVATIVE✅✅