Movie Review: No Holds Barred

Released 1989

Starring Hulk Hogan and Tiny Lister

Here is the original trailer

Plot

Hulk Hogan is the WWF World Champion. But his name is Rip Taylor.

He is a big draw on network TV. A new hot head channel owner wants to get Rip to wrestle on his network.

But he refuses so the guy sends his goons after Hulk, I mean Rip. He Rips those goons up and makes a guy shit himself.

So hot shot producer sends a lovely lady to seduce Rip

But she falls in love and tells Rip the whole story. Meanwhile, hot shot starts his own fight club. And he has found a giant man with a giant unibrow and is cross eyed to be his champion. His name is Zeus

Rips brother and his buddy go to check out Zeus fight at a warehouse. Rips Brothers buddy let’s it slip that they know Rip. Zeus beats the shit out of Little Rip.

Then they go to a charity event that Rip is hosting with the kids

They insult Rip and his stupid brother. Zeus challenges Rip to a fight

Of course Rip accepts the challenge. He is a real American, brother! The Ripster battles Zeus in an epic match. In the end Hip Hogan, I mean Rock Taylor is triumphant.

This movie is life changing. The plot is amazing. The actors are top notch. And the soundtrack will get you grooving in your seat. I give this movie THREE bloody eyes