Nickleback gets Corganed

no one loves Nickleback like Billy Corgan

In the interview below Corgan calls Kroeger “an incredible songwriter”  And on Nickelback, here’s what he has to say:

I don’t know enough about their world, but I don’t think there’s anything wrong if that’s who you want to be. Pop is predicated on satisfying. I’ve said many times pop is porn. It’s porn, they want to get you off. It’s just how they’re going to get you off. I’m not that concerned with getting you off. I’m just not.


Billy Corgan likes it when Nickleback gets him off. But he doesn’t care about getting you off. He sounds like the kind of guy who would fuck you in the ass and not have the god damn common courtesy to give you a reach around.

Bald Guy Talk:


  • One Mat Gang

    I love how Corgan doesn’t realize he is a turd on the same level as Nickelback. Just a different consistency.

    • Mr. Perfect

      Smashing Pumpkins is from that era where it was cool to like crappy music from bands that look like a bunch of nerds that even the Math Club didn’t want.

  • Mr. Perfect

    When I watch porn and get off, I always make sure to listen to Smashing Pumpkins and Nickleback.

    • Stranger

      I’d probably lose any resemblance of an erection listening to those bands and probably kill myself

  • Stranger

    See if you’re a proud gay man, with a proud gay boyfriend who’s sticking a hard gay dong or fist up your rectal cavity I can understand the appeal in Nickelback.